Saturday, March 31, 2007

Already good at marching

eli stern don't surf: did you know that a penguin is a colonel-in-chief of the kings guard of the norwegian army?

Mïchælberg: i had no idea

eli stern don't surf:

Mïchælberg: i want to see a television series (a gritty one) that will flesh out the back story here

eli stern don't surf: where he pecks a dude's eye out?

Mïchælberg: but isnt too sure he did the right thing

eli stern don't surf: as his moral crisis spirals into major depression, he takes to risky maneuvers and the bottle

Mïchælberg: I would watch that

eli stern don't surf: i smell a pilot

Friday, March 16, 2007

The worst reality televison idea ever

Convicted sex offenders in a residential treatment program, tired of the routine and longing to be outside and free. Staff admiring the comfort of said routine and all the prepared meals it affords. Switch places. Hilarious results.

Wednesday, March 14, 2007



-The head of forensic research told my supervisor that I'm one of the best, most accurate workers he's seen in a while. She relayed this to me in front of the program manager.
-Bought 20pc. Ammonite dish set for 75% off at Stokes.
-After talking with the lady at Aveda about the return of my dandruff, it was discovered that the Rosemary & Mint shampoo and conditioner I've been using have also been drying my scalp out. I'm now switching to the Shampure variety.
-Calabrese olives.
-Danny picked up my course calendar for me, so I'm all clear to register for classes on Sunday Tuesday.

-Missed Bones, The Daily Show and The Colbert Report.
-The poppy seed candy recipe I tried out tonight was a disaster, despite following it precisely. The poppy seeds just floated to the top of the mixture, which even after 40 minutes setting and another hour in the freezer, still didn't set. When I was finally able to harden it enough to get it out of the pan, it just melted right onto the cutting board. The 2" squares? Rolled up, they're a lot bigger than marbles: it yields 16, not 40, using the measurements she gives. When I finally ate one? It made me sick.