eli stern: and some day i will start my tongue-in-cheek death metal band, Apocalypse Fetus
*Allene*: 0_o eek
eli stern: the fun part is that we will actually be singin' about real positive stuff, rainbows and kittens and the like. but nobody will be able to tell, cos we'll be screamin'
*Allene*: just don't include lyrics in the liner notes
eli stern: indeed. or if we do, make the liner notes all 60s psychadelic with flowers and rainbows
*Allene*: people will feel like suckers cause they'll be all hardcore, with albums covered in flowers and smiley faces
eli stern: maybe we'll just make those things in again. or totally hardcore. i mean, fuck yeah!
*Allene*: dang. it's a foolproof plan
eli stern: all of a sudden the metalheads of the world are a lot less scary and a lot nicer smelling
*Allene*: and have a new appreciation for kittens